{"id":100,"date":"2010-05-26T01:43:00","date_gmt":"2010-05-26T01:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/?p=100"},"modified":"2011-04-29T21:04:04","modified_gmt":"2011-04-29T21:04:04","slug":"fictional-real-estate-endor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/?p=100","title":{"rendered":"Fictional Real Estate: Endor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_Ux-us03ZH3o\/S_yB3xMz2AI\/AAAAAAAAAOA\/H9sek7QVaVQ\/s1600\/7.jpeg\" onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5475394042075535362\" style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: hand; width: 320px; height: 240px;\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_Ux-us03ZH3o\/S_yB3xMz2AI\/AAAAAAAAAOA\/H9sek7QVaVQ\/s320\/7.jpeg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>Pros:<\/strong><br \/>\nI would live on a moon. Moons are cute.<br \/>\nI would live in a treehouse. That would be cute.<br \/>\nI could hug the ewoks. They would frown and fuss but that would just make it more cute.<!--more--><br \/>\nI would be living in a forest, very similar to the Pacific NW in terms of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tomscott.com\/weather\/starwars\/\">weather<\/a>. (try London weather to get &#8220;It&#8217;s like Endor out there.&#8221;) Probably would not burn.<\/p>\n<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=IN62wqBdbxA\">a capella version of their celebration song<\/a> is cute.<br \/>\nOne time in a comic book about ewoks, Wicket uses a hang glider? That sounds fun.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_Ux-us03ZH3o\/S_x_fJl6UrI\/AAAAAAAAANw\/3VviiXp5LQg\/s1600\/File-MARVELEWOKS3.jpeg\" onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5475391420103283378\" style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: hand; width: 132px; height: 200px;\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_Ux-us03ZH3o\/S_x_fJl6UrI\/AAAAAAAAANw\/3VviiXp5LQg\/s200\/File-MARVELEWOKS3.jpeg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>Cons:<\/strong><br \/>\nVery basic society, no technology<br \/>\nOccasionally invaded, only spears for defense.<br \/>\nSeems like the whole living experience would be a lot like camping.<br \/>\nVery little candy. Probably a lot of roots and plants in the diet.<br \/>\nIt might be awkward if I was the only human among ewoks. Better bring a buddy.<br \/>\nRe: the last concern, I would probably have to bend down a lot and would hit my head on things and their life and attire would not look as cute on a full-sized human.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Final Thoughts:<\/strong><br \/>\nI would totally move to Endor.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_Ux-us03ZH3o\/S_yCUYApE5I\/AAAAAAAAAOI\/G7OdCsuJ4Ds\/s1600\/Ewoks+Wicket.jpeg\" onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5475394533529818002\" style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: hand; width: 240px; height: 240px;\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_Ux-us03ZH3o\/S_yCUYApE5I\/AAAAAAAAAOI\/G7OdCsuJ4Ds\/s400\/Ewoks+Wicket.jpeg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pros: I would live on a moon. Moons are cute. I would live in a treehouse. That would be cute. I could hug the ewoks. They would frown and fuss but that would just make it more cute.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[190,207,206,205],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-100","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comics","category-endor","category-ewoks","category-fictional-real-estate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=100"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=100"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=100"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}