{"id":1085,"date":"2012-11-14T09:50:22","date_gmt":"2012-11-14T17:50:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/?p=1085"},"modified":"2013-10-15T23:22:57","modified_gmt":"2013-10-16T06:22:57","slug":"waynesday-9-terrible-poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/?p=1085","title":{"rendered":"Waynesday 9: Terrible Poem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/terrible-poem.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1087\" title=\"terrible poem\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/terrible-poem-300x187.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"187\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/terrible-poem-300x187.png 300w, https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/terrible-poem-1024x640.png 1024w, https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/terrible-poem.png 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/batman-letterhead.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1086\" title=\"batman letterhead\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/batman-letterhead-300x187.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"187\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/batman-letterhead-300x187.png 300w, https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/batman-letterhead-1024x640.png 1024w, https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/batman-letterhead.png 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Batman: The Animated Series: Season 1: Episode 31: <strong>The Cape and Cowl Conspiracy<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>What\u2019s the episode about?<\/strong>\u00a0Wormwood is like the Riddler but without a costume. I find him effeminate and also I keep thinking about the Deep Throat people but actually that&#8217;s Woodward (and Bernstein). Wormwood and Batman keep trying to out-clever each other all episode. There&#8217;s a melting wax trap I don&#8217;t understand, they swordfight with barbells, and Batman finally wins when he disguises himself as a man half his height and looks perfect&#8230; it&#8217;s pretty ridiculous all around and this episode will come up again.<\/p>\n<p><strong>When does this frame happen?<\/strong>\u00a0In the end, Woodward (sic, not intentional) is jailed without successfully taking Batman&#8217;s costume or learning his identity. Wormwood receives this package in his Arkham cell with an awful poem on cheesy Batman stationary. He opens it up, and it&#8217;s the titular cape and cowl.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Why are you sharing it?\u00a0<\/strong>Batman is vengeance. He is the night. I know he acts like a dumb playboy millionaire for the public but&#8230; why can&#8217;t Batman craft more biting verse for a defeated foe? But beyond that &#8212; ALL EPISODE THEY ARE FIGHTING FOR POSSESSION OF THE CAPE AND COWL &#8212; and then Batman just gives it willingly in the end?!<\/p>\n<p>And another thing&#8230; if a criminal actually wore the cape and cowl for warmth in prison, other prisoners would beat him up in a symbolic cathartic victory over the Bat. Is it supposed to associate him with Batman so that the others will think he&#8217;s undercover working for Batman? \u00a0It&#8217;s SORT of a nice gift. but it&#8217;s also not very practical.\u00a0I am confused. \u00a0Maybe I should watch this episode again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Batman: The Animated Series: Season 1: Episode 31: The Cape and Cowl Conspiracy What\u2019s the episode about?\u00a0Wormwood is like the Riddler but without a costume. I find him effeminate and also I keep thinking about the Deep Throat people but actually that&#8217;s Woodward (and Bernstein). Wormwood and Batman keep trying to out-clever each other [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[359,190,59],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1085","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-batman","category-comics","category-tv-shows"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1085","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1085"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1085\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1085"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1085"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1085"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}