{"id":1174,"date":"2013-03-04T15:02:12","date_gmt":"2013-03-04T23:02:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/?p=1174"},"modified":"2015-03-03T00:17:31","modified_gmt":"2015-03-03T08:17:31","slug":"9-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/?p=1174","title":{"rendered":"#9 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>SCENE<em>\u00a0Waiting to board a plane<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>WOMAN: I&#8217;m so happy we are getting away this week, we&#8217;ve never travelled as a couple before. Too bad it&#8217;s a red eye flight, but at least we&#8217;re sitting together!<\/p>\n<p>MAN: Where is your travel pillow? How will you sleep on the plane?<\/p>\n<p>WOMAN: Oh, I have a certain arrangement pre-booked.<\/p>\n<p>MAN: What is that? I don&#8217;t see anything on the itinerary&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>WOMAN: I booked a one night stay at the\u00a0<em>Chest<\/em> <em>Western<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>MAN: Whaaaaaat?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>CUT-TO: WOMAN laying on MAN&#8217;s chest, sound asleep.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SCENE\u00a0Waiting to board a plane &nbsp; WOMAN: I&#8217;m so happy we are getting away this week, we&#8217;ve never travelled as a couple before. Too bad it&#8217;s a red eye flight, but at least we&#8217;re sitting together! MAN: Where is your travel pillow? How will you sleep on the plane? WOMAN: Oh, I have a certain [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[98,576,73,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1174","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-98","category-576","category-monday-comic","category-webcomic"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1174","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1174"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1174\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1174"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1174"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1174"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}