{"id":49,"date":"2010-03-16T05:12:00","date_gmt":"2010-03-16T05:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/?p=49"},"modified":"2010-03-16T05:12:00","modified_gmt":"2010-03-16T05:12:00","slug":"epic-redemption","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/?p=49","title":{"rendered":"Epic Redemption!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;ll get your comics in a bit, nerdlies.<\/p>\n<p><i>This is a story about spelling bees. Story about good, story about bad.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>In 8th grade I got out in on &#8216;camouflage&#8217; but I didn&#8217;t feel so bad because the 7th graders got the word list but we didn&#8217;t but I was still a threat and I ended in 2nd place.<\/p>\n<p>In college, I got out on &#8216;dilapidated&#8217; and ended in 3rd place, and I got a UP license plate. (I would have won if I had gotten it right, because my next word was &#8216;bauxite&#8217; and his next word was &#8216;accouchement&#8217; and the 3rd guy was not a threat.)<\/p>\n<p>Two weeks ago, I got out on the first round word &#8216;dairy.&#8217; <i> SHHHHHHHH.<\/i><\/p>\n<p><big>THIS WEEK<\/big><\/p>\n<p>This week I had fanbase and housemates and friends and my goodness my Guinness I was sure I would get out soon if not immediately. But then!<\/p>\n<p>Round One: foreign<br \/>Round Two: lozenge<br \/>Round Three: umpirage<br \/>Round Four: emanometer (I got out on it. BUT SO DID EVERYONE ELSE. The entire 10+ people all got their words wrong, so we all came back.)<br \/>Round Four: quagga<br \/>Round Five: crwth (this round narrows it down to two)<br \/>Round Six: kakorrhaphiophobia (I got that one wrong but she was wrong too)<br \/>Round Six: prosopagnosia (I got that one wrong but she was wrong too)<br \/>Round Five: teosinte (I got it wrong, she got gentileness right, she wins)<\/p>\n<p><big>FINAL RESULTS:<\/big><br \/><marquee><big>THIS FIDGETY GIRL WINS SECOND PLACE!!<\/big><\/marquee><\/p>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_Ux-us03ZH3o\/S58Tlf8JjlI\/AAAAAAAAAJo\/reQc7bcgB8w\/s1600-h\/Photo+on+2010-03-15+at+22.12.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_Ux-us03ZH3o\/S58Tlf8JjlI\/AAAAAAAAAJo\/reQc7bcgB8w\/s400\/Photo+on+2010-03-15+at+22.12.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5449095609091460690\" \/><\/a><br \/>(2nd place prize is a $5 gift certificate to Mississippi Pizza)<br \/>(3rd place prize is you&#8217;re fired)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;ll get your comics in a bit, nerdlies. This is a story about spelling bees. Story about good, story about bad. In 8th grade I got out in on &#8216;camouflage&#8217; but I didn&#8217;t feel so bad because the 7th graders got the word list but we didn&#8217;t but I was still a threat and I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[114,115,116,113],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-49","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2nd-place","category-redemption","category-spelling-bee","category-teosinte"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=49"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=49"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=49"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=49"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}