{"id":694,"date":"2012-01-06T22:00:08","date_gmt":"2012-01-06T22:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/?p=694"},"modified":"2012-01-07T11:48:00","modified_gmt":"2012-01-07T11:48:00","slug":"i-loaf-geography-lessons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/?p=694","title":{"rendered":"I Loaf Geography Lessons"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_700\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\" style=\"width: 300px\">\n\t<a href=\"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/DSCN1764.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-700\" title=\"DSCN1764\" src=\"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/DSCN1764-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/DSCN1764-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/DSCN1764-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>\n\t<p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Tinker Plots World Domination in the Kitchen<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><strong>About this Project:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I Loaf Geography was created during a plane flight from San Salvador to San Francisco this summer. I had just visited <a href=\"http:\/\/peruvianem.blogspot.com\/\">my friend<\/a> in Peru, I hadn&#8217;t slept the night before, and had been travelling and waiting in airports for 20 hours. Suddenly mid-flight, in a semi-conscious state, I thought of the Spanish flag, and realized that the red &amp; yellow of the flag could be replaced with ketchup &amp; mustard. The concept was born.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>I started listing countries, mentioned it to friends over the following weeks, and at some point the idea changed from &#8216;silly&#8217; to &#8216;silly but potentially exciting art project that I&#8217;m definitely going to try.&#8217; I knew that some flags would be tricky, though it was rarely the most intricate ones that turned out strangely. I thought Canada would go very well, but the white space I left in the middle was not wide enough for the maple leaf I started to draw, and the leaf looks sad and flattened. Sorry, Canada.<\/p>\n<p>There was something very satisfying about creating a temporary piece of art, photographing it, and throwing it away. I loved having to focus on writing Tajikistan in ketchup, cleaning away bread crumbs for a pristinely white plate, placing the lamps, choosing the arrow&#8217;s angle, shooting each flag about 10 times, then throwing it out (unless I could use it again, see Libya &amp; Bangladesh).<\/p>\n<p>When I finish a jigsaw puzzle, I always show someone. Sometimes I leave it up for a few days to show others, but mostly I tend to take it down the night I complete it, and never return to it. \u00a0Detailed work followed by a complete destruction of it is somehow wonderfully satisfying. In the movie <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0382255\/\">Quality of Life<\/a>, a graffiti artist spends all night creating an intricate art piece on the side of a wall in memory of a friend, and then paints it over the next morning. He had witnessed the completion and immediate destruction of a sand mandala earlier in the movie and was inspired by it. E<em>mbrace your work and then let it go.<\/em> I think this is the same principle behind wanting to hug celebrities rather than take a picture with them. That is for another post.<\/p>\n<p>This project had many potential names over the summer, the best among them were <em>Kitchen Table Geography<\/em>,\u00a0<em>Bread, White, and Goo<\/em>, and <em>The Condiment Manifesto<\/em>. My thanks to <a href=\"http:\/\/bagelsound.com\/\">Ben<\/a> and others for their help in brainstorming.<\/p>\n<p><strong>How to Make Condiment Flags:<\/strong><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_695\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\" style=\"width: 300px\">\n\t<a href=\"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/DSCN1561.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-695\" title=\"DSCN1561\" src=\"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/DSCN1561-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/DSCN1561-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/DSCN1561-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>\n\t<p class=\"wp-caption-text\">The First Flag<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Buy cheap big bottles of ketchup, mayo, mustard, and relish.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>On one hand, you&#8217;ll want to use the extra condiments for actual meals, on the other hand, you will use a lot of ketchup, and bulk buying is a good idea.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Ziploc sandwich bags double as excellent piping bags for ketchup and mustard.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I really got excited about making this idea a reality when I figured out that I could treat condiments like detailed cake decoration. Writing in ketchup is not hard, but practice helps.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Only make orange once.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>If you want to include orange, do all the orange flags during the same session so the mixture of ketchup and mustard is consistent across the flags. Examples: Cote D&#8217;Ivoire, Cyprus, Ireland, Niger.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>If your flag uses relish or mayo, apply them first.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Mayonnaise is too thick to use in a piping bag, and relish is not one substance but rather a clump of things, and neither of these likes being made into stars and crescents. (Sorry, Islamic countries.) Apply them first and then draw with ketchup and mustard around them.<br \/>\nBest example: Turkey.Worst example: Pakistan. (sorry, Pakistan)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Different flags require different tools.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>It is helpful to have many tools at your disposal to try out. I would often start with butter knives to spread the condiments, especially when it had one color as the background (field). Then I would switch the the piping bag, or the squirt bottle itself. Toothpicks helped to remove small spots of misplaced color.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Have fun.\u00a0<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div>It&#8217;s a stupid idea, but it was really fun to do. I took it seriously while I was making them, but I knew that it would have a certain inherently flawed look, like a hand-drawn portrait or a video game character made out of post-it notes. Imperfection is okay.<\/div>\n<p><strong>Geography Facts That I Learned:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>1. Suriname is in South America, not Africa. I should have known that, but I didn&#8217;t. Now I know. \u00a0Sorry, Suriname.<\/p>\n<p>2. The Maldives are south of India. I had no idea where they were, just that the Google images are gorgeous. Sorry, Maldives.<\/p>\n<p>3. Cayenne is the capital of French Guiana. Cool. I mean hot.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Flag Facts That I Learned:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>1. Pan-African color flags<\/p>\n<p>Out of the 60 flags I created, 21 of them were from Africa. I learned that red, green, gold, and black are <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Pan-African_colours\">Pan-African colors<\/a>, first inspired by the Ethiopian flag. I couldn&#8217;t use black (I only wanted to use pure basic stupid American condiments, this was an intentionally limited number of flags) but I kept my arrow pointing to Africa for a third of the project.<\/p>\n<p>2. Monaco, Indonesia, Poland<\/p>\n<p>Indonesia and Monaco have the same flag: top half white\/bottom half red. Poland has the opposite, red\/white. I guess that&#8217;s alright as long as Indonesians never start a war with Monaco.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Stand-Out Flags<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>1. China<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/china1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-696\" title=\"china1\" src=\"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/china1-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/china1-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/china1-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>2. Cyprus<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-699\" title=\"DSCN2584\" src=\"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/DSCN2584-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/DSCN2584-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/DSCN2584-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0In Summary:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This was a good way to spend the summer. I hope you enjoyed it. If you can think of a practical or artistic use for these images, please let me know.<\/p>\n<p>To view the collection, go <a href=\"https:\/\/tankhughes.com\/?cat=244\">HERE<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>About this Project: I Loaf Geography was created during a plane flight from San Salvador to San Francisco this summer. I had just visited my friend in Peru, I hadn&#8217;t slept the night before, and had been travelling and waiting in airports for 20 hours. 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