1. willful
2. porcelain
3. quinine
4. affenpinscher
5. dhaman (X X X I spelled it dahman but everyone got out too)
6. acritochromosy (X X X I spelled it acritichromosy but everyone got out too)
7. shawabti
8. heurige (X X X I spelled it hoiriga and tied with 3 others for 3rd)

This was my champion picture for one of the other times. Frown.
April 20, 2010
in egyptian,sorry ty,spelling bee
I’ve been going to Spelling Bee every week but 2 since the beginning of the year. Robert has won twice. I won 2nd place a few weeks ago.
Tonight was my night.
1st: can’t remember
2nd: duplicate
3rd: adventitious
4th: cromlech (I spelled it wrong but everyone also got out)
5th: ginkgo
6th: diptych
A diptych is like a triptych, but with 2 instead of 3. DUH.
Results: I AM AWESOME
Prizes:
-$10 gift certificate
-picture of me on the wall
-shirt that says I am champion (picture to come at later date, the only had xxlarges)

March 30, 2010
in champion,diptych,spelling bee,victory
1. Sad Cowboy Song – Red Elvises
– “I gave her a ring, she gave me the finger.”
2. I’m Down – The Beatles
– “Man buys ring, woman throws it away.”
3. Last Night – Traveling Wilburys
– “I asked her to marry me, she smiled, and pulled out a knife.”
March 26, 2010
in best list ever,best post ever,I hate spelling marriage,Music,short list
You’ll get your comics in a bit, nerdlies.
This is a story about spelling bees. Story about good, story about bad.
In 8th grade I got out in on ‘camouflage’ but I didn’t feel so bad because the 7th graders got the word list but we didn’t but I was still a threat and I ended in 2nd place.
In college, I got out on ‘dilapidated’ and ended in 3rd place, and I got a UP license plate. (I would have won if I had gotten it right, because my next word was ‘bauxite’ and his next word was ‘accouchement’ and the 3rd guy was not a threat.)
Two weeks ago, I got out on the first round word ‘dairy.’ SHHHHHHHH.
THIS WEEK
This week I had fanbase and housemates and friends and my goodness my Guinness I was sure I would get out soon if not immediately. But then!
Round One: foreign
Round Two: lozenge
Round Three: umpirage
Round Four: emanometer (I got out on it. BUT SO DID EVERYONE ELSE. The entire 10+ people all got their words wrong, so we all came back.)
Round Four: quagga
Round Five: crwth (this round narrows it down to two)
Round Six: kakorrhaphiophobia (I got that one wrong but she was wrong too)
Round Six: prosopagnosia (I got that one wrong but she was wrong too)
Round Five: teosinte (I got it wrong, she got gentileness right, she wins)
FINAL RESULTS:

(2nd place prize is a $5 gift certificate to Mississippi Pizza)
(3rd place prize is you’re fired)
March 16, 2010
in 2nd place,redemption,spelling bee,teosinte